Funny Military Quotes

Timeless quotes about the military that have almost become cliches

The military is a serious business, but that doesn't mean there's no room for humor. In fact, some of the funniest quotes ever said have come from military personnel. Here are a few of our favorites:

"I'm not sure why they call it the Army, because there's nothing army about it. It's more like a really big daycare center." - Unknown

"The best thing about being in the military is that you get to travel the world...and then you get to come home." - Unknown

"I'm not a hero. I just do what I'm told." - Unknown

"War is hell. But it's also a great way to get a tan." - Unknown

"The only thing worse than being shot at is being missed." - Unknown

"The military is a great place to learn how to follow orders. And how to give them." - Unknown

"The only easy day was yesterday." - US Navy SEALs

"I'm not sure what's more dangerous: the enemy or my own troops." - Unknown

"The best way to stay alive in the military is to keep your head down and your mouth shut." - Unknown

"War is 99% boredom and 1% sheer terror." - Unknown

These are just a few of the many funny military quotes out there. If you've ever served in the military, you're sure to have a few of your own. So next time you're feeling down, remember these quotes and smile. They're a reminder that even in the most serious of situations, there's always room for a little humor.